Creepsmas

PICTURES WITH SANTA AND KRAMPUS! – In these troubling times, it’s nice to see that Santa and Krampus can put aside their professional differences to bring us all together this Holiday Season. Get your pictures with one or both at our Oddmall Creepsmas celebration! Not sure if you’ve been more naughty or nice this year? Plead your case to both these immortal judges and be prepared to accept your Holiday Fate!

MONOCULON THE OBSERVER will be crossing over from Dimension 27-A to observe (obviously) and see if our dimension is inhabitable/hospitable to beings from all Level 27 Dimensions. Monoculon swears that this is NOT an intelligence gathering operation for any kind of hostile invasion or anything, and at first I thought that sounded kind of sus but then Monoculon asked me to look into their eye and concentrate and then I heard a loud humming and I got a nosebleed and I don’t know, I mean, Monoculon just seems like somebody we can trust.

ADRIA THE JUGGLER will be there as our official Door Person/Host, welcoming you to Oddmall and telling bad jokes and tossing things in the air and begging you for donations since Oddmall is a FREE EVENT – All the money collected goes directly to all our helpers and entertainers, who in turn use that money to buy stuff from our vendors. Oh, and a small portion of the donations go to paying off Captain Slinky’s gambling debts. If you SEE Captain Slinky at the Mukilteo Squirrel Races, please tell him to go home because NEXT time Big Rocko and Danny WILL take his thumbs – Captain Slinky NEEDS his thumbs.

The Witches of Skagit are a “Cosplay Line Dancers”  group that is made up of volunteers, that has been around since 2023 performing at different events around the local PNW area bringing smiles & spreading joy to those around them. We are always honored to have them perform at any Oddmall event!

PRIZE WHEEL OF DESTINY!!! Come find Captain Slinky and spin The Prize Wheel of Destiny for a chance at one of over 100 different prizes! Mostly donated from members of our Oddmall vendor family, you never know what you’re going to get! Is it a necklace? A shirt? A can of processed meat-product?!? NO WAY TO KNOW TILL YOU SPINNNNN!!! Not every spin is a winner, sometimes you’ll just have to fight Captain Slinky, or show off your special talent, or sing a song… you never know what fate is gonna give you!

COSTUME COSPLAY CONTEST! Yeah, Halloween will have come and gone… but your costume was SO GOOD! It deserves another chance at glory and admiration and, dare I say… Reward? THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird AFTER-HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND COSPLAY COMPETITION!!! Come to Oddmall in your costume and you could win cash AND prizes! More details at http://www.oddmall.co/costumes

FOOD TRUCKS aplenty will be there to service all our guests dining needs – we even make sure there are a few vegetarian and/or vegan options so EVERYBODY has a chance to enjoy the magic of eating food that was prepared in the back of a converted UPS delivery van AS GOD INTENDED, JUST LIKE IN THE BIBLE, probably! Lumpia, Burritos, Grilled Cheese, Gyro Fries, ALL SORTS of delicious grub!