ODDMALL Emporium Of The Weird – PNW Editions

In previous years, we have offered a semi-professional photographs with Krampus to all our customers, but there were some pretty major flaws and delays in the system which meant there were a lot of folks who just never got their pictures! That’s why THIS YEAR, we’re doing things a bit differently – YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN DANG PICTURE!

No, SERIOUSLY! We all walk around with these thousand-dollar digital photography studios in our pockets that we call “Phones”, right? Well let’s use them! We will have one of our people right there in the Lobby with Krampus and his Brats ready to take as many pics as you like WITH YOUR OWN PHONE! And there you have it! No waiting for digitization, no uploading, no download codes, just “Hey now I have a picture of ME AND KRAMPUS” and then you post it to your favorite Social Media Platform!

Because we live in The Future!

Oh, and you could win some of the weirdest prizes, too, just by tagging us in your post! Did I forget to mention that? YEAH! Take your picture with Krampus, Squatcho Man, Monoculon or Doc! Post it! Tag us (INSTAGRAM: @csoddmall FACEBOOK: @OddmallPNW, or just use the hastag of #Creepsmas2 on any other social media platform) and you could be walking away with a prize worth more than FIFTY DOLLARS! Three times this weekend – Once on Saturday, Twice on Sunday) I will make an announcement over the loudspeakers. All you’ll have to do is show us your post where you tagged us or used the hashtag, and YOU WIN!

THE OFFICIAL CAPTAIN SLINKY PRESENTS ODDMALL EMPORIUM OF THE WEIRD “CREEPSMAS 2” ART, CRAFT & GIFT SHOW WEBSITE IS UP!!!! You can check it out at http://www.oddmall.co/creepsmas2 and see just how many errors, mistakes and out-n-out LIES I have peppered through the page! I mean seriously… I’m still getting over the “It May As Well Be COVID” cold that’s going around, I’m loopy on a mixture of Spaghetti-O’s and Cough Medicine, and that’s on top of me just being *ME* which is already disorienting enough, I’m SURE y’all will scan it and let me know about all my mistakes 🙂

Click on the big, beautiful Cryomera artwork above to get yourself one of these LIMITED EDITION Creepsmas 2 t-shirts! They’ll only be sold till December 1st, then GONE! Our rights to make merch with this image will have expired, and all rights will go back to Cryomera (as well as any profits we make from these shirts)!

You could also click RIGHT HERE to be taken to the etsy store for them as well 🙂

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Well, my works that surround that GORGEOUS piece of dark surrealist/futuristic artwork provided by local artist Cryomera! LOOK AT IT!!! We’re going to have special, limited-edition shirts printed up with this image, and all profits from our sale will go directly to the artist! Look fr an announcement soon regarding where to get those shirts 😉

We should also note the slew of announcements on this poster, too! First up, PNW Krampus and a few of his assorted Brats will be there for all your Holiday Picture needs! This year, we WILL NOT be offering a professional photographer and instead have a dedicated staff member stationed there ready to take your picture for you using YOUR phone, camera, tablet, or whatever! We’re cutting out The Middle Person and getting the pics to you using one of the best all-in-one photography studios ever, YOUR PHONE!

Beloved local legend/icon The Squatcho-Man” (The greatest 1980’s professional wrestler sasquatch IN THE WORLD) will be making unscheduled appearances, irregular appearances throughout the weekend, courtesy of the fine folks at Retro Emporium Kent. OOOOOOOH YEHYUH!

Let’s see, what else… Weird-o’s, Monoculon The Observer, OH! Once again, we will be handing out OVER 100 ODD, “VALUABLE”* DOOR PRIZES! (*”Valuable” in the sense that everything in a socio-capitalistic society has value as a commodity, from the finest diamond to the dog poop in your lawn, can be valued in positive or negative valuation.)

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 Art, Craft & Gift Show November 12-13 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA – Free admission, free parking, free FUN!

THREE SPACES are now available for the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA this coming November 12-13, and they’re even CHEAPER than ANY OTHER SPACES WE HAVE PREVIOUSLY OFFERED!!! So yeah, OF COURSE there’s a catch 😦

These spaces are in the Outside Covered Patio area. It’s a great, dry, 20′ roof over a concrete patio. These spaces all have a nice wall behind them (I know I always go for spaces with a wall behind me). One of the spaces has electricity, the other two have faucets (weird, right?) and they are just $100 per 10’x10′ space! The down-sides to these spaces are, obviously, that they are outside where we keep all the cold and wind. We have put vendors out there before and the biggest complaints were from people who weren’t used to doing outdoor events. To take one of these spaces, you need to be prepared with a jacket and a way to secure your product over night. Great bargain for anyone who’s prepared for outdoor sales!

If you’re interested, contact us ASAP at csoddmall@gmail.com so we can send you an invoice and get you on the map!

THAT WENT SO FAST! We are now officially SOLD OUT for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show!

You can CLICK HERE to see out full line-up of vendors and/or fill out an application to be put on our Wait List!

By the time I hit “Publish” on this website, we will likely be SOLD OUT for the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show – WITHOUT EVEN TRYING TO SELL SPACES!!! Feel free to keep putting in applications HERE (or click on Santa Kaiju above) and we’ll put you on the “Contact In Case Of Cancellations” wait list! We’re looking into getting a second building, fingers crossed!

Back in May, when we first offered spaces to the vendors who were selling with us at the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “Sprung” show, we figured we would get a few spaces sold before we start trying to recruit folks for our big “Creepsmas 2” show in August. Well here we are now, less than a week till August, and we’ve sold ALL BUT 14 SPACES ALREADY! So if you were planning on getting a space for our creepy little “Between The Holidays” show, you better get over to THE ALLICATION PAGE NOW and sign up!

Somebody said “Hey, Captain Slinky! You should throw a logo on a shirt and put it one one of those print-on-demand sites like Teepublic or Zazzle something, SO THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I DID! You can CLICK HERE to order one and own a piece of HISTORY, regardless of if I created the image correctly or not! It might look great, it might look like garbage! But by Gawd, it’ll look like the very first ever Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird merchandise! Imagine how cool your future grandkids will know you were when you whip out this highly coveted piece of future nostalgia and you tell them all about how you were THERE!