HEY KIDS! MERCH!

Click on the big, beautiful Cryomera artwork above to get yourself one of these LIMITED EDITION Creepsmas 2 t-shirts! They’ll only be sold till December 1st, then GONE! Our rights to make merch with this image will have expired, and all rights will go back to Cryomera (as well as any profits we make from these shirts)!

You could also click RIGHT HERE to be taken to the etsy store for them as well 🙂

CREEPSMAS 2 POSTER!!!

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Well, my works that surround that GORGEOUS piece of dark surrealist/futuristic artwork provided by local artist Cryomera! LOOK AT IT!!! We’re going to have special, limited-edition shirts printed up with this image, and all profits from our sale will go directly to the artist! Look fr an announcement soon regarding where to get those shirts 😉

We should also note the slew of announcements on this poster, too! First up, PNW Krampus and a few of his assorted Brats will be there for all your Holiday Picture needs! This year, we WILL NOT be offering a professional photographer and instead have a dedicated staff member stationed there ready to take your picture for you using YOUR phone, camera, tablet, or whatever! We’re cutting out The Middle Person and getting the pics to you using one of the best all-in-one photography studios ever, YOUR PHONE!

Beloved local legend/icon The Squatcho-Man” (The greatest 1980’s professional wrestler sasquatch IN THE WORLD) will be making unscheduled appearances, irregular appearances throughout the weekend, courtesy of the fine folks at Retro Emporium Kent. OOOOOOOH YEHYUH!

Let’s see, what else… Weird-o’s, Monoculon The Observer, OH! Once again, we will be handing out OVER 100 ODD, “VALUABLE”* DOOR PRIZES! (*”Valuable” in the sense that everything in a socio-capitalistic society has value as a commodity, from the finest diamond to the dog poop in your lawn, can be valued in positive or negative valuation.)

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 Art, Craft & Gift Show November 12-13 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA – Free admission, free parking, free FUN!

Oddmall Spaces are available, but there’s a catch…

THREE SPACES are now available for the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA this coming November 12-13, and they’re even CHEAPER than ANY OTHER SPACES WE HAVE PREVIOUSLY OFFERED!!! So yeah, OF COURSE there’s a catch 😦

These spaces are in the Outside Covered Patio area. It’s a great, dry, 20′ roof over a concrete patio. These spaces all have a nice wall behind them (I know I always go for spaces with a wall behind me). One of the spaces has electricity, the other two have faucets (weird, right?) and they are just $100 per 10’x10′ space! The down-sides to these spaces are, obviously, that they are outside where we keep all the cold and wind. We have put vendors out there before and the biggest complaints were from people who weren’t used to doing outdoor events. To take one of these spaces, you need to be prepared with a jacket and a way to secure your product over night. Great bargain for anyone who’s prepared for outdoor sales!

If you’re interested, contact us ASAP at csoddmall@gmail.com so we can send you an invoice and get you on the map!

Well THAT was fast!

By the time I hit “Publish” on this website, we will likely be SOLD OUT for the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show – WITHOUT EVEN TRYING TO SELL SPACES!!! Feel free to keep putting in applications HERE (or click on Santa Kaiju above) and we’ll put you on the “Contact In Case Of Cancellations” wait list! We’re looking into getting a second building, fingers crossed!

Uhm… We’re Almost Sold Out?

Back in May, when we first offered spaces to the vendors who were selling with us at the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “Sprung” show, we figured we would get a few spaces sold before we start trying to recruit folks for our big “Creepsmas 2” show in August. Well here we are now, less than a week till August, and we’ve sold ALL BUT 14 SPACES ALREADY! So if you were planning on getting a space for our creepy little “Between The Holidays” show, you better get over to THE ALLICATION PAGE NOW and sign up!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall MERCH of The Weird!

Somebody said “Hey, Captain Slinky! You should throw a logo on a shirt and put it one one of those print-on-demand sites like Teepublic or Zazzle something, SO THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I DID! You can CLICK HERE to order one and own a piece of HISTORY, regardless of if I created the image correctly or not! It might look great, it might look like garbage! But by Gawd, it’ll look like the very first ever Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird merchandise! Imagine how cool your future grandkids will know you were when you whip out this highly coveted piece of future nostalgia and you tell them all about how you were THERE!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “CREEPSMAS 2” Update!

Click a Creepsmas Elf on the nose to apply NOW!

The map for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “Creepsmas 2” Art, Craft & Gift show has been updated! The show isn’t till November 12-13 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA and we’ve got less than 30 spaces (out of 95) left – and we haven’t even done any advertising! It’s all been positive word-of-mouth from our family of happy vendors and even happier customers! It gets me all verklempt just thinking about it! Thank you all for your faith, trust and love!

There’s still time to sign up for this show, just go ahead and click right here to apply! It’s free to submit an application to our esteemed panel of judges, you won’t be charged till after you’ve been approved (the flip-side of that coin, though, is that you’re not guaranteed a spot untill you’ve paid in full), so why not?

Now accepting applications for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “CREEPSMAS 2” Art, Craft & Gift Show!

We loved our invention of Creepsmas last year SO MUCH, we decided to make it an annual event! And so we are proud to announce that as of RIGHT NOW, the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “CREEPSMAS 2” Art, Craft & Gift Show is accepting new vendor applications!

Now remember, this IS a Juried Event. Applying for a space is FREE, but you won’t be guaranteed a spot till you are approved and have paid for your space! So if you’re sitting there thinking “Gee, I don’t know if what *I* do could be considered WEIRD enough for Oddmall”, go ahead and apply! What’s the worst that could happen???

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “Creepsmas 2” Art, Craft & Gift show will be Saturday November 12 and Sunday November 13 this year – a week after Geek Girl Con and two weeks before Geek Craft Expo Seattle so there’s plenty of time and opportunity to restock and make more stuff! We will be in the same place again – The Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA, Building 600 “The Don Britton Livestock Pavilion” with all sorts of advertising, marketing, photo ops, free parking, free admission, free fun, all that AND MORE!

As of 5/3/22, Esther Chillcut (The showrunner for Oddmall on the Olympic Peninsula) is no longer affiliated with Oddmall PNW and will no longer run shows under the Oddmall name.

The July 2&3 show will still happen, however it will not be an Oddmall branded event. Esther is in the process of naming the show and creating a new website.

You can contact Esther at :

Email: Chilcutte@gmail.com

Text: (425) 287-4018

We wish Esther well in her future endeavors.

David Hopp