We are in negotiations to have Tazz, The Gator of Granite make a PERSONAL APPEARANCE at our upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 4 Art, Craft & Gift Show November 9-10 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA!
No idea who “Tazz” is? Well then let me tell you a story in as close to “Real Time” as I can here.
It started with a Facebook Post from Oddmall artist Shanna Duncan saying something along the lines of “Uh oh, looks like Tazz got out of his enclosure”
This was followed by several posts in various local Facebook communities of Snohomish County such as, and this is in order over the next hour or two “OMG THERE’S AN ALLIGATOR LOOSE IN GRANITE FALLS!”, “TEN-FOOT LONG ALIGATOR SPOTTED IN SNOHOMISH COUNTY”, and my favorite, “ANYONE MISSING A POODLE? 10-FOOT ALLIGATOR LAST SEEN WITH TEETH COVERED IN BLOOD AND POODLE FUZZ!!!”
Shanna’s next post: “I think somebody’s spotted Tazz”.
Next come news stories from all the local news stations, National News, People Magazine, Forbes Magazine, The USA Today…
And so the day went back and forth between Shanna’s “Local TV is here interviewing my kids about the ‘Alligator’ lol” and eye-witness accounts of “TEN FEET LONG, TEETH LARGE AS BUTCHER KNIVES AND TWICE AS SHARP! GLOWING RED EYES, SWEAR TO GAWD!” and then, finally, The Truth of it all:
He’s just a sweet little Tegu named Tazz š
And if all goes according to plan, YOU CAN MEET THE INFAMOUS GATOR OF GRANITE FALLS at the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 4 Art, Craft & Gift Show November 9-10 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA, FOR FREE!!!
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