SIXTY-NINE-DAYS FROM TODAY (noice) on November 13-14 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA, the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “Merry Creepsmas Between-The-Holidays Art, Craft & Gift Show will be happening!!! And what better way to celebrate than to unleash the ALL-NEW, ALL-DIFFERENT, ALL-OFFICIAL MERRY CREEPSMAS WEBSITE! This website has it all and promises to answer all your Merry Creepsmas Questions! Questions like What Is Merry Creepsmas? What kinds of events will be happening there? Who are some of the OVER 100 VENDORS that will be there? How do *I* become a Vendor? What are you doing about COVID-19? How do I get there? Where do I park? ALL THIS AND MORE, in one easy-to-print-for-your-convenience page! We also have an official Facebook Event Page at https://fb.me/e/4BSzDHLfv but I haven’t put much work into that yet – still, could be helpful!
That’s right – WE NOW HAVE AN OFFICIAL TITLE! I know a lot of you loved the “Black Friday Only It’s Saturday & Sunday And It’s Two Weeks Before Thanksgiving Instead of The Friday After Thanksgiving But Okay Y’know What Forget It We Didn’t Think This Title Through” title, but there’s a National Vowel Shortage going on right now and I just couldn’t justify wasting so many vowels on a silly title for our show at a time like this. Maybe back in the 80’s, when you had so many vowels across this great nation of ours you could name your rock band “Kaja Goo Goo”, but in today’s economy? FORGET ABOUT IT!
So WELCOME to MERRY CREEPSMAS! It’s that magical time between Halloween and Christmas, when you can’t decide between Pumpkin Spice and Peppermint Mocha! When you go outside to hang up lights and notice that your Jack-O-Lantern still needs to be tossed in the yard waste bin! When you look at all the Halloween Clearance Stuff and think “Y’know, Uncle Randy would probably REALLY like that Skull-Shaped Candle Holder for Christmas”! When you start realizing that Thanksgiving is just a SPEEDBUMP between the TWO BEST TIMES OF THE YEAR!!!
And so we give you the Merry Creepsmas Between-The-Holidays Show! This is the Oddmall event where you will find the PERFECT gift for the *extremely* Hard-To-Shop-For people on your list! Unique, one-of-a-kind, WEIRD and ELEGANT stuff that you’re not going to find on Amazon or at Walmart! Keep an eye on our Facebook page (Oddmallpnw) for upcoming Vendor Spotlights!
WE’RE BACK, BAYBEEEEEE!!! Click on the banner above to “Apply Directly”!
Spaces for this show are just $200, which gets you a spacious 10’x10′ space for the entire weekend of the show, the Friday Night Set-Up, snacks, drinks, access to our private offices at the event, booth sitting services, and whatever other perks I can come up with between then and now. This right here, though, this is JUST a link to the application – No money, no space selection, no contracts, nuthin’ except YOU introducing us to what it is you plan on showing off and selling at Oddmall. I’m not going to waste all your precious time on reading and filling out a bunch of moot points if you’re not accepted! So what’s gonna happen when you submit an application, is that we’re gonna run it past our esteemed panel of judges and get back to you within 72 hours. If you didn’t quite make the cut, don’t worry – it’s probably just because we already have too many vendors selling similar product! You’ll get a very nice “Maybe next time, champ” email from us. But if you’re ACCEPTED, you’ll get an email with all sorts of Next-Step Stuff! What stuff? I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!
- An invoice for $200!
- A map of the venue showing what tables are still available – current map can be found by clicking here – https://oddmall.co/november-13-14-2021-evergreen-state-fairgrounds/ – so you can choose where you’d like to be (you will choose your top 3 spaces and we’ll do our best to get you where you want)
- A copy of the Vendor Contract for you to digitally sign and return to us, which you can read ahead of time if you like by clicking over to the Registration / Show Rules link at https://oddmall.co/registration.
- The love and adoration of the entire Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium Of The Weird cast and crew!
You won’t be assigned an actual booth till payment has been received in full, and payment must be completed/cleared within one week of acceptance!