Did you know that you can advertise on the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG 2025 Art, Craft & Gaming Show’s VENDOR MAP for just $30? IT’S TRUE! Just go to https://form.jotform.com/240726931110144 to sign up and you could be LOCALLY FAMOUS! Just imagine… your 1.5″x1.5″ image or message could be in the hands of some 3,000 to 7,000 Oddmall Attendees who are all wondering “WHERE OH WHERE could I find a business that offers brand-name spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?” Even if you DON’T sell spatulas, they’re gonna be looking at those ads on the Oddmall map and see YOUR AD and go “Oh daaaaaang, they offer hourly erotic clown rentals!” (or whatever it is you do for a business), “I’m so glad I saw that ad!” and then they’re gonna call you up and say “Hello, I would like to rent your sexiest clown FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!” and then you’ll take that money and retire to your private island hideaway where you drink rum-based drinks from various hollowed-out tropical fruits served to you by – you guessed it – EROTIC CLOWNS! All because you bought a sponsored space on our Oddmall map!
ODDMALL Emporium Of The Weird - PNW Editions 