ODDMALL Emporium Of The Weird – PNW Editions

Thank you, everyone, for making yet another Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS event a great success! We had a lot of competition out there, everything from the Grit City Comic Show to the Camano Island Miniature Wargame Show, but the crowds came! Not as many as in previous years, which was to be expected – rainy weekend, other big events going on, and everyone’s favorite catch-all excuse THE ECONOMY! Our sophisticated crowd-tabulating algorithm shows that we had an estimated crown of nearly 4,000 people through the doors over the course of the weekend – a few more than we had at “Sprung 2” last May, but not as many as our past two “Creepsmas” shows. We have now leveled-off to Pre-Pandemic Attendance Levels, sooooo… yay?

And hey, how did we all love the new Krampus set-up??? Mr. Snow Jangles and crew really know how to bring the show! And best of all, no having to wait for a silly download link for your free pics – just use the $1,000 professional photography studio in your pocket (the one you check your email on) and BOOM! Instant, perfect pictures that can be shared INSTANTLY!

We had 60 entries for our first ever “Your Cool Halloween Costume Totally Should Have Won A Prize” After-Halloween Costume Contest, and we look forward to making it a Creepsmas tradition! It was so much fun to see Murder Clowns frolicking with Super Heroes!

So anyways, the thing that MOST PEOPLE wanted to know about was “How Do We Sign Up For _______?” (The Next Oddmall, Notifications, A Newsletter, Involuntary Organ Harvesting, etc) – well NOW YOU CAN! Just go to our brand-spanking-new EMAIL LIST and you can get it all!!! https://forms.gle/65aeFHuiUsznf6GZ9

And that’s about it! Next Oddmall is the weekend of 4/20 – THE ONLY 4/20 show that isn’t a, y’know, “420 Show” wink wink. See you then!

It is finally time! The show is Saturday 11/11 from 10-6 and Sunday 11/12 from 11-5.

Free Entry!

Free Parking!

Free Fun!

So what are YOU doing this weekend? As for me and mine, we all’s gonna be at the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA!

It’s supposed to be “Drizzly” all weekend long, which makes this lovely INDOOR EVENT the perfect alternative to whatever else you were going to do this weekend that got cancelled because of the Drizzle! FREE ADMISSION! FREE PARKING! A costume contest with a giant bag of cash as the grand prize! Juggling! Food trucks! KRAMPUS! And of course the STAR of our show, 170 OF THE WEIRDEST ARTIST-TYPE FOLKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! Seriously! It’s like a Muppet Show made out of Gonzos! You’re gonna LOVE IT!

…And as if that weren’t enough, there’s also the SnoCo Toy & Collectibles Show right next door! THIS IS THE WEEKEND YOU GET ALL YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING DONE IN ONE PLACE!!!

The hardest part of Halloween, to me, is spending so much time and effort on a cool costume only to have people not “Get It”. I get the case from an old CRT computer monitor, carve a hole for my head in it, glue on some bulls horns, put on a Gladiator skirt, go shirtless and wear fuzzy pants that look like I have hooves at the end, and NOBODY gets that I am the mythical MONITAUR. The prize ends up going to somebody dressed up as Barbie or Ken or Insert Topical Costume Idea Here.

YOUR COSTUME TOTALLY DESERVED A PRIZE!!! That’s why we have decided to present the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “Your Totally Awesome Costume Should Have Won A Contest” Second-Chance-At-A-Prize COSTUME CONTEST! Click here to see all the official rules, but basically? Wear a costume to Oddmall Creepsmas 3 November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA – let us take your picture and get your contact info – and BOOM! YOU WILL WIN A PRIZE!!!

ONE GRAND PRIZE WINNER will win a gallon-size Ziploc baggie full of money! Three Runners-Up will win Limited Edition Oddmall Creepsmas 3 T-Shirts! And EVERYONE who enters will win a Oddmall Creepsmas 3 Limited Edition Poster! AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SHOW UP IN A COSTUME YOU’VE ALREADY GOT!!!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA – Over 170 weird-o artists and vendors, free admission, free parking, jugglers, side quests, pictures with Krampus, costume contest, food trucks, over 100 Door Prizes via our Prize Wheel of Destiny, and the SnoCo Toy & Collectibles Show right next door! Make a weekend of it! It’s gonna be AWESOME!!!

PSSST! Hey, kid! Wanna win a FREE pair of Earlybird Admission Tickets to the SnoCo Toy & Collectibles Show that’s right next door to our great big Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA (a $20 value)? OF COURSE YOU DO! Well you’re in luck, friend, because WE ARE GIVING AWAY *TWO PAIRS* OF EARLYBIRD ADMISSION TO THE SNOCO TOY & COLLECTIBLES SHOW NOVEMBER 11-12 AT THE EVERGREEN STATE FAIRGROUNDS IN MONROE, WA!!!

All you have to do is figure out which TEN SONGS on the official Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird Halloween Mixtape Challenge Playlist are THE ten songs that no Halloween Mixtape should be without! There’s a hundred great Halloween Party Songs on that playlist, but only TEN of them are the ones that are in pretty much every Halloween Party Mixtape that’s ever been created – you can probably think of like 4 of them right off the top of your head before you even finish reading this sentence!

Head over to http://www.oddmall.co/mixtape to find out more about this fun contest and to see a full unsorted list of all 100 songs – this FREE contest is open to EVERYONE, Oddmall Vendors and Staff included because I, CAPTAIN SLINKY, am the only one who knows the ten songs and what order they go in!

NOW IT CAN BE REVEALED!!! Captain Slinky Presents The Official Odd Shirt of Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show (November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA) featuring this awesome artwork by none other than local teen heartthrob and art scene “Bad Boy” RUBEN THE ARTIST created specifically for this event! Just like last year, there are to be MULTIPLE versions of this shirt available:

RED LETTER SHIRT – As seen above, this special “Red Letter” version of the artwork is available exclusively online at our Odd Merch Website in three different colors – Halloween Orange, Holiday Green or Noncommittal White (which looks SO GOOD)! Including the shipping, these shirts should cost less than $20 each and will arrive within 2 weeks. It’s a Print-On-Demand service, so you can snap one up at any time and not worry about us running out of stock!

CREEPY GREEN SHIRT – Available ONLY during the weekend of Creepsmas at the event in Monroe, these special “Creepy Green” versions of the shirt are limited to just 80 COPIES which we will have on hand in various sizes for just $12! No shipping! Just give us money and we give you shirt! Y’know, like how Commerce works!

COSMIC CHEMISTRY SHIRT – Same artwork, same Creepy Green shirt, but we have given TWENTY of these shirts to local favorite Cosmic Chemistry to tie-die so each one can be a unique and cherished heirloom suitable for fancy occasions like getting married or going to The Dollar Tree! These shirt will also be available ONLY AT THE EVENT November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe for the same low price of just $12 as long as supplies last, so hurry up and get you some!

Folks, we now have an OFFICIAL Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show INFORMATION PAGE! All the info you’ll ever need can be right there at http://www.oddmall.co/creepsmas3 in a (hopefully) easy-to-navigate page! The page will also be updated with more info as we move forward, like rules for our Second Chance Halloween Costume Contest, Food Trucks, and all sorts of fun stuff that you’ll only find at Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird events!

GOOD NEWS if you’re bummed-out because you didn’t get a space for the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 – DAWN OF THE TOYS “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA! The fine folks at the Sno Co Toy & Collectibles Show (same weekend November 11-12, same location, in the building right next to us) has agreed to allow in a few of our overflow wait list vendors! That means you still have time to JOIN US and piggyback on all our excitement!

Head on over to http://www.snocotoyshow.com and fill out an application NOW, before THEY sell out as well! WON’T YOU FEEL SILLY IF YOU DON’T!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? I didn’t even get a chance to send out an “Applications are now open for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 – DAWN OF THE TOYS “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA” email or anything! JUst three mentions on our Social Medias and BOOM! ALL GONE!

Now I suppose I need to put up a website or somethin’…

There’s just EIGHT VENDOR SPACES LEFT for the big Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 – DAWN OF THE TOYS “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Snow November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA! Too early to put up the tree, but you’re not quite ready to toss out the Jack-O-Lantern, so we celebrate CREEPSMAS! It’s the perfect opportunity for vendors to clear out their spooky Halloween stock while also seeing how their festive Christmas stuff will sell before the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY WEEKEND *shudder*…

It costs nothing to apply, so head on over to http://www.oddmall.co/creepsmas3apply and fill out an application! You’ll hear from our esteemed panel of judges (Two 9-year-old kids in a trench coat pretending to be a grown-up, a cat, and the 1978 Buffalo Bills NFL Starting Line-Up) within 3 days – if you get approved, PAY QUICK! Spaces are available on a first-paid, first-served basis!