ODDMALL Emporium Of The Weird – PNW Editions

Folks, we now have an OFFICIAL Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show INFORMATION PAGE! All the info you’ll ever need can be right there at http://www.oddmall.co/creepsmas3 in a (hopefully) easy-to-navigate page! The page will also be updated with more info as we move forward, like rules for our Second Chance Halloween Costume Contest, Food Trucks, and all sorts of fun stuff that you’ll only find at Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird events!

GOOD NEWS if you’re bummed-out because you didn’t get a space for the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 – DAWN OF THE TOYS “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA! The fine folks at the Sno Co Toy & Collectibles Show (same weekend November 11-12, same location, in the building right next to us) has agreed to allow in a few of our overflow wait list vendors! That means you still have time to JOIN US and piggyback on all our excitement!

Head on over to http://www.snocotoyshow.com and fill out an application NOW, before THEY sell out as well! WON’T YOU FEEL SILLY IF YOU DON’T!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? I didn’t even get a chance to send out an “Applications are now open for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 – DAWN OF THE TOYS “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Show November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA” email or anything! JUst three mentions on our Social Medias and BOOM! ALL GONE!

Now I suppose I need to put up a website or somethin’…

There’s just EIGHT VENDOR SPACES LEFT for the big Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3 – DAWN OF THE TOYS “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft & Gift Snow November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA! Too early to put up the tree, but you’re not quite ready to toss out the Jack-O-Lantern, so we celebrate CREEPSMAS! It’s the perfect opportunity for vendors to clear out their spooky Halloween stock while also seeing how their festive Christmas stuff will sell before the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY WEEKEND *shudder*…

It costs nothing to apply, so head on over to http://www.oddmall.co/creepsmas3apply and fill out an application! You’ll hear from our esteemed panel of judges (Two 9-year-old kids in a trench coat pretending to be a grown-up, a cat, and the 1978 Buffalo Bills NFL Starting Line-Up) within 3 days – if you get approved, PAY QUICK! Spaces are available on a first-paid, first-served basis!

Applications for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 3: DAWN OF THE TOYS “Between-The-Holidays” Art, Craft, Gift & Toy Show November 11-12 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA ARE NOW OPEN!!! GO! APPLY!!! It costs you nothing to see if you’ve got what it takes to join the Oddmall Family of Weird-O Artist-Type folks! Spaces will go FAST, we are already half way sold out!!!

Why do you want to sell your odd sense of “Art” at Oddmall? I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!

• A estimated attendance of 7k people who are coming SPECIFICALLY to buy weird, unique, one-of-a-kind stuff!
• The SnoCo Toy & Collectables Show in the building right next door bringing in even MORE customers!
• KRAMPUS!!!
• The tastiest assortment of Food Trucks this side of… of… of a place where there are a lot of tasty Food Trucks (okay, I struggled to finish that thought)
• MONOCULON THE OBSERVER!!!
• Over a HUNDRED Door Prizes (aka “Creepsmas Presents”)!
• Make connections with other Weird-O Artist-Type folks (this one is huge – EVERYBODY makes connections with friends new and old at Oddmall)!

So what are you waiting for? CLICK THE LINK!

Captain Slinky Presents the triumphant return of Oddmall Emporium of The Weird to The Georgetown Carnival! Join us on June 10th as Georgetown shuts down Nebraska Street just so we can weird it up! TWENTY of our finest Oddmall Vendors will be there selling you all sorts of odd stuff that will TOTALLY MAKE SENSE as you stumble from the Beer Garden to the Entertainment Stage! Free admission, free entertainment, AND an opportunity to get WEIRD?!? LET’S DO THIS!!!

The Georgetown Carnival is HUGE, but our little alley of awesome will be found starting at the corner of S. Airport Way & S. Nebraska Street, by the cool mural as seen here:

FAQ for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG 2 Art, Craft, Gift & Gaming Show April 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds, Monroe this weekend:

HOURS: Saturday 10am-6pm, Sunday 11am-4pm
LOCATION: Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA, The Garry D. Weikel Event Center (Building 604)
COST: FREE!
PARKING: FREE!
ARE DOGS ALLOWED? Technically no, BUT nobody’s gonna be checking and we love dogs so as long as your dog is well-behaved, leashed and quiet…
MASKS/VACCINES: Not required at this time, BUT masking is STRONGLY encouraged as it will make you more likely to win a door prize!
ADA ACCESSIBILITY: ADA Parking clearly marked right next to the building, all aisles and pathways inside the building are nearly TWICE the width suggested by Washington State ADA Guidelines.
CASH MACHINE? Yes there is an ATM in the lobby by the restrooms.

And that’s it! See y’all at The Show!

GREAT NEWS! We just got word from The Fairgrounds that the event which HAD been planning on charging for on-grounds parking on Saturday (because they don’t love you like Captain Slinky loves you) has decided AGAINST CHARGING FOR PARKING!!!

ALL THE PARKING AT THE FAIRGROUNDS IS NOW FREE! Not just our little “Yellow Lot”! This means we can have right-at-the-building ADA Parking!

Let me tell ya, I was NOT looking forward to fielding a slew of complaints from folks who felt duped by our claims of Free Parking for our event only to find it was just one specific parking lot! Like, I could feel it… it…

So! Now that ALLLLLLL the parking is free, you REALLY need to come on down to the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “SPRUNG 2” Art, Craft, Gift & Gaming Show April 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird Art, Craft, Gift & Gaming Show is THIS COMING WEEKEND (Saturday April 29 and Sunday April 30) at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, Washington! The theme of our annual SPRUNG show is GAAAAAAAMES!!! Mostly tabletop and RPG games, the traditional recreation of our people (the allergy-suffering, vitamin-D-deficient, squinting-at-the-sun people) during the Spring, which as we all know is full of POLLEN that is actively trying to kill us with each and every breath!

You can block out a lot of those allergens AND make yourself more likely to win a prize from Captain Slinky by doing ONE SIMPLE THING that you’re probably doing already – WEAR A MASK! That’s right! See, Captain Slinky has a lovely new “WHEEL OF FATE” that he will be selecting random people from the crowds to spin for prizes! And Captain Slinky is just naturally drawn to like-minded folk who found that their seasonal allergies were MUCH MILDER all through 2019 to 2022 because they wore a mask!

Are we REQUIRING you to wear a mask? No. Will it make you more likely to get a chance at spinning that wheel? YER DURNED TOOTIN’ IT WILL!

ODDMALL IS LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD DUNGEON MASTERS! So here’s the deal – The fine folks at Dirt Cheap Dungeons sent us a box of product that I’d REALLY like to show off at Oddmall in our Gaming Area, but I have no one available to show it off properly! So what I’m looking for is somebody that could run a few good old-fashioned Dungeon Crawl “Encounters” (like 4th Edition, remember that?). If you’re interested, please email us at csoddmall@gmail.com thanks! We will be eternally greatful!