Author: Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird

Did you know that you can advertise on the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG 2025 Art, Craft & Gaming Show’s VENDOR MAP for just $30? IT’S TRUE! Just go to https://form.jotform.com/240726931110144 to sign up and you could be LOCALLY FAMOUS! Just imagine… your 1.5″x1.5″ image or message could be in the hands of some 3,000 to 7,000 Oddmall Attendees who are all wondering “WHERE OH WHERE could I find a business that offers brand-name spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?” Even if you DON’T sell spatulas, they’re gonna be looking at those ads on the Oddmall map and see YOUR AD and go “Oh daaaaaang, they offer hourly erotic clown rentals!” (or whatever it is you do for a business), “I’m so glad I saw that ad!” and then they’re gonna call you up and say “Hello, I would like to rent your sexiest clown FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!” and then you’ll take that money and retire to your private island hideaway where you drink rum-based drinks from various hollowed-out tropical fruits served to you by – you guessed it – EROTIC CLOWNS! All because you bought a sponsored space on our Oddmall map!

NO MORE APPLICATIONS are being accepted for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG Art, Craft & Gift Show November 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA! Well, more specifically we have *two spaces* left, but we have nearly 40 vendors out there that were approved but haven’t paid yet. That means there’s going to be 38 artists out there who are going to be very, very sad when they go to pay for their space and find that there’s no space left for them 😦 There’s also about 150 unanswered applications sitting in our inbox that are perfectly suited to Oddmall so we didn’t have the heart to click “Deny” – we have emailed them all to let them know they’re automatically on The Wait List!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Applications are now being accepted for our next big Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “SPRUNG” Art, Craft & Gaming Show March 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe Wa! What else needs to be said? GO! APPLY!!! CLICK HERE!

Hey gang! Captain Slinky here to answer the question that has hit our inbox about 427 times in the past two weeks, “WHEN CAN WE APPLY FOR THE NEXT CAPTAIN SLINKY ODDMALL SHOW?!?” I know, it’s frustrating! We’re all trying to get our budgets set and our calendars marked, and since we sell out FAST I can certainly understand the concern!

So the SHORT answer is “Soon”. The longer answer is “Hopefully on Black Friday (November 29th)”. And the LONGEST answer is “Maaan I don’t know! Last year we rushed it and ended up with a giant mess of built-up applications, stuck approvals and over-sold spaces so THIS time we want to make sure it all goes super-smooth or at the very least as smooth as possible, plus we’re trying to expand a bit by adding a few smaller shows in other cities but all of that takes time as well and it’s just The Captain & Mama Slinky doing it all and it’s not as if they’re young or spry anymore right?”

SO! Just keep on watching our Social Media Accounts for the announcement either ON Black Friday or soon after!

LINKS FOR CREEPSMAS INFO:

The fancery, official Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2024 Page – http://www.oddmall.co/creepsmas

Official Costume Contest Rules Page – http://www.oddmall.co/costumes

Facebook Event Page (Be Sure To Mark Yourself As “Going” – https://www.facebook.com/events/426296593185873

Instagram Page of Oddmall – http://www.instagram.com/csoddmall

WIN A FREE SHIRT!!! Just comment below with your best name for this life-size Skeleton (pictured above) and we’ll pick our favorite ON HALLOWEEN to win an official 2024 Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS T-SHIRT featuring gorgeous, exclusive artwork by local artist and alleged “Rizzler” Eli Wolff in whatever size you need (sizes larger than 3xl are printed on grey shirts)! We’ll either mail it to you, or you can just pick it up at the @cCaptain Slinky Presents: Oddmall Emporium of the Weird Creepsmas 4! Art, Craft & Gift Show November 9-10 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA, where anyone who DIDN’T win can purchase any size shirt for just $10!

Enter as often as you like, but make sure each entry is done in a separate comment so we can keep them straight. If a bunch of people end up suggesting the same awesome name, the shirt will go to whoever suggested it first! This contest is taking place across Facebook, Instagram, Threads, BluSky and TikTok.

http://www.facebook.com/OddmallPNW

http://www.instagram.com/CSOddmall

https://www.threads.net/@csoddmall

https://bsky.app/profile/oddmallpnw.bsky.social

November 9th 10-6 & November 10th 10-5 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds, Monroe WA

Folks, it’s been one heck of a wacky weekend! See, we had some problems with our applications process that meant we weren’t able to approve or deny applications for, like, THREE MONTHS. Once we got it fixed, ALL THE EVERYONE got approved at once, which made us completely sell out of spaces overnight on Saturday night! This should be GREAT news, right? What kind of local craft show sells out of 170 spaces three months before the show! That’s NUTS!

Unfortunately, this left about 130 vendors in our system that had been approved but never had access to the Vendor Agreement Invoice, which is what lets you pay us and makes us put you on the map. ALL SPACES FOR THE CAPTAIN SLINKY ODDMALL EVENTS ARE AVAILABLE ON A FIRST-PAID, FIRST-SERVED BASIS! You could be approved and still not be guaranteed to get a space at Oddmall till you’ve paid. As “Let Them Eat Cake” as it sounds, all an approval from our judges means is that we will allow you to give us money for the privilege of being in our show. And when your money comes, we will use it to buy more champagne hot tubs and cocaine lobsters. IT’S CAPITALISM, BABEEEEE!!!

We can’t leave all those vendors stranded, regardless of how Elite we may be!

We are currently waiting to hear from The Fairgrounds to see if we can expand to a SECOND BUILDING for all those who have been left behind. This is going to be a HUGE GAMBLE for us, seeing as how this is the same weekend as such great shows as Grit City Comic Show, Geek Girl Con, KumoriCon and more! If we can get the second building (which holds about 90 vendors), this is going to be NUTS. MORE ENTERTAINMENT! MORE PHOTO OPS! MORE PRIZES!!! MORE OF THE GOOD KIND OF WEIRDNESS WE ALL THRIVE ON!

So now all we have to do… is wait. Wait to hear from the folks at the Fair Grounds. They’re great to us and scrambling to find solutions for us AS WE SPEAK! But till then, your pal Captain Slinky is just kind of in a holding pattern waiting to spring into action and make this all happen!

Keep an eye on all our Social Media accounts for updates!

INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/csoddmall
FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/oddmallpnw
THREADS: https://www.threads.net/@csoddmall
BLUESKY: https://bsky.app/profile/oddmallpnw.bsky.social
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@oddmallcaptainslinky

It only took me, what, four months to finally fix everything and start approving applications again? Anyways, it’s FIXED and you can now apply for the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 4 Art, Craft & Gift Show November 9-10 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA once again by clicking here: http://www.oddmall.co/application

We are in negotiations to have Tazz, The Gator of Granite make a PERSONAL APPEARANCE at our upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 4 Art, Craft & Gift Show November 9-10 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA!

No idea who “Tazz” is? Well then let me tell you a story in as close to “Real Time” as I can here.

It started with a Facebook Post from Oddmall artist Shanna Duncan saying something along the lines of “Uh oh, looks like Tazz got out of his enclosure”

This was followed by several posts in various local Facebook communities of Snohomish County such as, and this is in order over the next hour or two “OMG THERE’S AN ALLIGATOR LOOSE IN GRANITE FALLS!”, “TEN-FOOT LONG ALIGATOR SPOTTED IN SNOHOMISH COUNTY”, and my favorite, “ANYONE MISSING A POODLE? 10-FOOT ALLIGATOR LAST SEEN WITH TEETH COVERED IN BLOOD AND POODLE FUZZ!!!”

Shanna’s next post: “I think somebody’s spotted Tazz”.

Next come news stories from all the local news stations, National News, People Magazine, Forbes Magazine, The USA Today…

And so the day went back and forth between Shanna’s “Local TV is here interviewing my kids about the ‘Alligator’ lol” and eye-witness accounts of “TEN FEET LONG, TEETH LARGE AS BUTCHER KNIVES AND TWICE AS SHARP! GLOWING RED EYES, SWEAR TO GAWD!” and then, finally, The Truth of it all:

He’s just a sweet little Tegu named Tazz 🙂

And if all goes according to plan, YOU CAN MEET THE INFAMOUS GATOR OF GRANITE FALLS at the upcoming Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 4 Art, Craft & Gift Show November 9-10 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA, FOR FREE!!!