Tag: writing

Don’t Dally Your Dills!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird

LAST CALL FOR NEW APPLICANTS! We will close the new vendor applications on FRIDAY, JANUARY 16th, so we can start the arduous task of approving and denying all weekend long! You can apply at http://www.oddmall.co/application to make sure we get a good look at what you’re offering! We get A LOT of applications so we can be pretty darned choosy over who gets in, so make sure to show us your weirdest, bestest stuff! There are four categories of vendors that REALLY need to do whatever they can to stand out from the crowd:

3D PRINTERS: Unless you’re creating your own sculpts and/or have a distinct product from all the others out there, we’re likely to say No.

TEMU RESELLER: Temu and Ali Express have a lot of wacky stuff that is easy to pass off as “Hand Made”. I am a Temu Addict. I know Temu when I see it. Unless you’ve done something FANTASTIC with it, we’re likely to say No.

“A Little Bit Of Everything”: This one is just a vibe, because SO MANY PEOPLE watch You Tube videos titled things like “10 Things That Will Make You Rich At Craft Shows In 2026” or “I Make $3,000 A Month Selling These Simple Crafts”. Some people watch those and get inspired for things with their own spin on them, others say “Oh man, I DO Live! AND I laugh! And I LOVE! I need those words on a Dollar Tree Coffee Mug for $15!” – It’s all about a cohesive vibe.

“I Swear It’s Not A.I.”: Unfortunately, a lot of people buy giant packs of art online to put on notebooks, tumblers, mugs, pens, and anything else they can buy blanks of. The seller of the art claims it’s all original, no A.I., all real art. That is a lie. It’s all VERY OBVIOUSLY A.I. and I’m really sorry you got scammed but we don’t want it at Oddmall 😦

WIN!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird

FAME AND PRIZES FOR THE WEIRDEST AD IN THE ODDMALL CREEPSMAS VENDOR MAP! You don’t even need to be one of our vendors! Heck, you don’t even need to be a business! Just give us the WEIRDEST THING that we print and you’ll get your money back, a Prize Pack, AND an award! Check it out:

  • Buy a 2″x2″ square of advertising for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS Art, Craft & Gift Show Vendor Map for $30 at https://form.jotform.com/240726931110144 (also accessible by just clicking on that big old image up there).
  • Make it WEIRD. No politics, no religion, just fun! Advertise your business, tell the world how much you love spaghetti, congratulate your dentist for a job well done, share that picture you took of the Oreo Cookie that looked like Robert Downey Jr., whatever! If it’s too offensive or graphic I’ll just reject it and refund your money.
  • Your add will be printed and seen by 4.7 BAZILLION ODDMALL CUSTOMERS* the weekend of November 8-9 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds, and they’ll actually HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR AD because we use the Vendor Maps as a part of our Door Prize Redemption System! We give out HUNDREDS of prizes at each and every Oddmall that require the winner to go on a “Quest” for their prize, deciphering clues and contacting vendors via The Vendor Map. EXAMPLE: You gave us $30 to print a picture you drew of a crying unicorn. The winner may receive a quest that says “Redeem your prize from the vendor to the left of The Crying Unicorn” and we will direct them to the Sponsor Page, where they will find your crying unicorn right next to an ad from Chance Encounter Games, which is where their prize will be! EVERY AD WILL BE LINKED TO AT LEAST ONE QUEST!
  • Captain Slinky himself will choose The Weirdest Ad In The Vendor Map and contact that person to let them know they won! And what do you get for winning? 1) Your $30 back, in CASH! All you have to do is come on down to Oddmall that weekend and get it straight from The Captain! 2) An Oddmall Prize Pack! I packed and sealed this prize pack quite a while ago so I have no idea what’s in it, but I’ll bet it’s cool! Just in case, though, we’ll also load you up with some official Oddmall merch! 3) A Major Award! You will get a ribbon/badge proclaiming that YOU were the WEIRDEST CREEPSMAS ADVERTISER OF CREEPSMAS 2025! 4) Your ad posted to all our social media accounts so everyone can see just how weird of a winner you truly are!
  • Anyone and everyone who places an ad in our Creepsmas 2025 Vendor Map is eligible to win, vendors and customers and Oddmall Staff included! If you already bought an ad? YOU’RE IN! No need to buy more ads unless you REALLY want to win!