Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird Art, Craft, Gift & Gaming Show is THIS COMING WEEKEND (Saturday April 29 and Sunday April 30) at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, Washington! The theme of our annual SPRUNG show is GAAAAAAAMES!!! Mostly tabletop and RPG games, the traditional recreation of our people (the allergy-suffering, vitamin-D-deficient, squinting-at-the-sun people) during the Spring, which as we all know is full of POLLEN that is actively trying to kill us with each and every breath!
You can block out a lot of those allergens AND make yourself more likely to win a prize from Captain Slinky by doing ONE SIMPLE THING that you’re probably doing already – WEAR A MASK! That’s right! See, Captain Slinky has a lovely new “WHEEL OF FATE” that he will be selecting random people from the crowds to spin for prizes! And Captain Slinky is just naturally drawn to like-minded folk who found that their seasonal allergies were MUCH MILDER all through 2019 to 2022 because they wore a mask!
Are we REQUIRING you to wear a mask? No. Will it make you more likely to get a chance at spinning that wheel? YER DURNED TOOTIN’ IT WILL!
ODDMALL Emporium Of The Weird - PNW Editions 