ODDMALL Emporium Of The Weird – PNW Editions

THE PRIZE for our Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG 2025 Art, Craft & Retro Arcade Gaming Show COSTUME CONTEST HAS BEEN ANNOUONCED! You get my old nylon wallet and everything in it! Expired video rental membership cards, old coupons, baby pictures, AND OVER $100 CASH! It’s all the money I got in tips during my last shift dancing the main stage at the Itchy Kitty Strip Club & All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Brunch Buffet, so it’s mostly small, damp bills – AND I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!

All you have to do is show up in costume and let us take your picture for our Social Media accounts! Full rules can be found at http://www.oddmall.co/costumes so you don’t miss your chance!

Or maybe you just want to check out the full Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG 2025 Art, Craft & Retro Arcade Gaming Show website to learn all bout The Prize Wheel of Destiny, the Retro Arcade Challenge, the Dancing Witches, the Flying Meat, the Free Parking and Free Admission… there’s a lot to find out about!

Hey gang! Captain Slinky here, and I want to give YOU one of these stylish, sexy, mostly-edible Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird Limited Edition HOODIES for FREE! I hear you asking “But Captain, that there hoodie features original, exclusive artwork by legendary trading card artist CHAD SCHERES of ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ and ‘Wacky Packages’ fame! Surely such a high-quality item is worth AT LEAST $25! Why are you so handsome and generous?”

It’s because I love you, DUH!

So while you are out-n-about this weekend, ESPECIALLY if you’re at the Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle, find one of our flyers or posters and take a picture of it. Post it to your favorite social media (except for “X”, because no), tag us… AND THAT’S IT! We’ll choose one lucky winner on Monday morning and let them know they won! Then all they have to do is come on out to the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG 2025 Art, Craft & Retro Arcade Challenge Show March 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA (FREE ADMISSION, FREE PARKING) and get your hoodie!

DON’T FORGET TO TAG US! Facebook: @OddmallPNW Instagram: @csoddmall And BLUE SKY: @oddmallpnw.bsky.social

And if you DON’T win, these VERY limited edition hoodies will be available for sale at our event March 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe for just $25 each while supplies last regardless of size because I hate it when they charge more for the larger and smaller sizes 🙂

In a world where everything is just getting more and more expensive, why not come to the one Capitalistic event in Washington State that doesn’t charge you anything? Over 170 vendors will be waiting for you in Monroe the weekend of March 29-30 to just come and have a good time with us! Oddmall is one of the rare events where you can just come and take a break. Look at some incredible, local art! Discover local authors! Win some prizes! Enjoy the flood of nostalgia from retro toys and games. Heck, COME PLAY A GAME! You don’t have to spend anything more than gas money and your time!

We get it, times are tough. Maybe you don’t have the money for a new Bedazzled Cow Skull or a Coat Made Of Recycled Bottles right now. That’s okay! Come on down, free parking, free admission, just come in and find those things that delight you, and let the Artist know how much you appreciate the fact that they made that thing! Compliments don’t pay the rent, but they *do* push the Bad Voices In Our Heads to the back so we can keep on keeping on 🙂

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird Art, Craft & Gaming Show March 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA – Free admission, free parking, free FUN!

Did you know that you can advertise on the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG 2025 Art, Craft & Gaming Show’s VENDOR MAP for just $30? IT’S TRUE! Just go to https://form.jotform.com/240726931110144 to sign up and you could be LOCALLY FAMOUS! Just imagine… your 1.5″x1.5″ image or message could be in the hands of some 3,000 to 7,000 Oddmall Attendees who are all wondering “WHERE OH WHERE could I find a business that offers brand-name spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?” Even if you DON’T sell spatulas, they’re gonna be looking at those ads on the Oddmall map and see YOUR AD and go “Oh daaaaaang, they offer hourly erotic clown rentals!” (or whatever it is you do for a business), “I’m so glad I saw that ad!” and then they’re gonna call you up and say “Hello, I would like to rent your sexiest clown FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!” and then you’ll take that money and retire to your private island hideaway where you drink rum-based drinks from various hollowed-out tropical fruits served to you by – you guessed it – EROTIC CLOWNS! All because you bought a sponsored space on our Oddmall map!

NO MORE APPLICATIONS are being accepted for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG Art, Craft & Gift Show November 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA! Well, more specifically we have *two spaces* left, but we have nearly 40 vendors out there that were approved but haven’t paid yet. That means there’s going to be 38 artists out there who are going to be very, very sad when they go to pay for their space and find that there’s no space left for them 😦 There’s also about 150 unanswered applications sitting in our inbox that are perfectly suited to Oddmall so we didn’t have the heart to click “Deny” – we have emailed them all to let them know they’re automatically on The Wait List!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Applications are now being accepted for our next big Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “SPRUNG” Art, Craft & Gaming Show March 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe Wa! What else needs to be said? GO! APPLY!!! CLICK HERE!

Hey gang! Captain Slinky here to answer the question that has hit our inbox about 427 times in the past two weeks, “WHEN CAN WE APPLY FOR THE NEXT CAPTAIN SLINKY ODDMALL SHOW?!?” I know, it’s frustrating! We’re all trying to get our budgets set and our calendars marked, and since we sell out FAST I can certainly understand the concern!

So the SHORT answer is “Soon”. The longer answer is “Hopefully on Black Friday (November 29th)”. And the LONGEST answer is “Maaan I don’t know! Last year we rushed it and ended up with a giant mess of built-up applications, stuck approvals and over-sold spaces so THIS time we want to make sure it all goes super-smooth or at the very least as smooth as possible, plus we’re trying to expand a bit by adding a few smaller shows in other cities but all of that takes time as well and it’s just The Captain & Mama Slinky doing it all and it’s not as if they’re young or spry anymore right?”

SO! Just keep on watching our Social Media Accounts for the announcement either ON Black Friday or soon after!

LINKS FOR CREEPSMAS INFO:

The fancery, official Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2024 Page – http://www.oddmall.co/creepsmas

Official Costume Contest Rules Page – http://www.oddmall.co/costumes

Facebook Event Page (Be Sure To Mark Yourself As “Going” – https://www.facebook.com/events/426296593185873

Instagram Page of Oddmall – http://www.instagram.com/csoddmall

WIN A FREE SHIRT!!! Just comment below with your best name for this life-size Skeleton (pictured above) and we’ll pick our favorite ON HALLOWEEN to win an official 2024 Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS T-SHIRT featuring gorgeous, exclusive artwork by local artist and alleged “Rizzler” Eli Wolff in whatever size you need (sizes larger than 3xl are printed on grey shirts)! We’ll either mail it to you, or you can just pick it up at the @cCaptain Slinky Presents: Oddmall Emporium of the Weird Creepsmas 4! Art, Craft & Gift Show November 9-10 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA, where anyone who DIDN’T win can purchase any size shirt for just $10!

Enter as often as you like, but make sure each entry is done in a separate comment so we can keep them straight. If a bunch of people end up suggesting the same awesome name, the shirt will go to whoever suggested it first! This contest is taking place across Facebook, Instagram, Threads, BluSky and TikTok.

http://www.facebook.com/OddmallPNW

http://www.instagram.com/CSOddmall

https://www.threads.net/@csoddmall

https://bsky.app/profile/oddmallpnw.bsky.social

November 9th 10-6 & November 10th 10-5 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds, Monroe WA