Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “SPRUNG” T-Shirts available in our Etsy shop till the day after SPRUNG (May 1st)! Look at that gorgeous Zachary “Goodbye Zach” Diaz artwork! And he gave us THREE COLOR OPTIONS, too! I couldn’t decide which one I liked best, so I put them all up for sale! Click the image or go directly to https://www.etsy.com/shop/captainslinky to order yours in sizes all the way up to 5XL because I am a Big Boi and I need a Big Shirt! The 4XL fits me great! And we keep these shirts cheap by placing our profit margin *low* on them, I think we make like a buck per shirt? Go get one! Let everyone know that YOU were at ODDMALL!

And of course, if you want to apply to be a vendor at the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird SPRUNG Art, Craft, Gift & Gaming Show, head on over to http://www.oddmall.co/sprung2apply and fill out a free application!


COME MEET RUSSELL “DOC” HODGKINSON FROM Z-NATION AT ODDMALL CREEPSMAS 2!!! For *five seasons* on the SyFy Channel, Doc and The Gang traipsed all over the greater PNW killing zombies, eating Blueberry Pies and running from a Giant Zombie Cheese Wheel. It was like The Walking Dead, only instead of being depressing they decided to just be GOOD and FUN. One of my Top Three Most Recommended TV Series of All Time (right behind Firefly and Community).

But why is an ACTOR coming to a show with a title like “Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 Art, Craft & Gift Show”. Because, folks… Russell is ONE OF US! He makes and sells some absolutely BEAUTIFUL modified Undead Barbies that he calls his “ZomBabes”! I approved him as a vendor before I even realized he was DOC!

So come on down to the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird CREEPSMAS 2 Art, Craft & Gift Show Saturday November 12 (10am – 6pm) and Sunday November 13 (11am – 5pm) at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, Washington! Meet Doc! Buy weird stuff for your weird relatives OR for your weird self! WIN VALUABLE* PRIZES!!! Enjoy Food Trucks! Take a pic with Krampus! Find a wrestling Bigfoot! Be observed! And all for FREE!!! Free admission, free parking, free FUN!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “CREEPSMAS 2” Update!

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The map for the Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird “Creepsmas 2” Art, Craft & Gift show has been updated! The show isn’t till November 12-13 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA and we’ve got less than 30 spaces (out of 95) left – and we haven’t even done any advertising! It’s all been positive word-of-mouth from our family of happy vendors and even happier customers! It gets me all verklempt just thinking about it! Thank you all for your faith, trust and love!

There’s still time to sign up for this show, just go ahead and click right here to apply! It’s free to submit an application to our esteemed panel of judges, you won’t be charged till after you’ve been approved (the flip-side of that coin, though, is that you’re not guaranteed a spot untill you’ve paid in full), so why not?


The Krampus has been contained, the juggler has been primed, the door prizes have all been wrapped – all we need now is like over 100 Odd Vendors and a fistful of food trucks and – OH WAIT! WE HAVE THOSE READY, TOO!!! You should totally come! Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird MERRY CREEPSMAS Between-The-Holidays Art, Craft & Gift SHow, November 13-14 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA – Building 600, The Don Britton Livestock Pavillion! Here… here’s a map!

The Don Britton Livestock Pavillion is on the East Side of the Evergreen State Fairgrounds, so the easiest and most direct access is to turn on to Cascade View Drive – if you’re using a GPS Map Thingee to get here, just put in that you want to go to the Western Heritage Center in Monroe, it’ll take you right there. But really, just follow the Oddmall signs and you’ll be good to go!

Free parking, free admission, door prizes, over 100 vendors, jugglers, Krampus, Food Trucks, weird stuff, oddities galore, and really what else were you gonna do this weekend? GET IN HERE! We look forward to seeing you!

Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall: Emporium Of The Weird “Merry Creepsmas Between-The-Holidays Show Nov. 13-14 @Evergreen State Fairgrounds, Monroe, WA

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That’s right – WE NOW HAVE AN OFFICIAL TITLE! I know a lot of you loved the “Black Friday Only It’s Saturday & Sunday And It’s Two Weeks Before Thanksgiving Instead of The Friday After Thanksgiving But Okay Y’know What Forget It We Didn’t Think This Title Through” title, but there’s a National Vowel Shortage going on right now and I just couldn’t justify wasting so many vowels on a silly title for our show at a time like this. Maybe back in the 80’s, when you had so many vowels across this great nation of ours you could name your rock band “Kaja Goo Goo”, but in today’s economy? FORGET ABOUT IT!

So WELCOME to MERRY CREEPSMAS! It’s that magical time between Halloween and Christmas, when you can’t decide between Pumpkin Spice and Peppermint Mocha! When you go outside to hang up lights and notice that your Jack-O-Lantern still needs to be tossed in the yard waste bin! When you look at all the Halloween Clearance Stuff and think “Y’know, Uncle Randy would probably REALLY like that Skull-Shaped Candle Holder for Christmas”! When you start realizing that Thanksgiving is just a SPEEDBUMP between the TWO BEST TIMES OF THE YEAR!!!

And so we give you the Merry Creepsmas Between-The-Holidays Show! This is the Oddmall event where you will find the PERFECT gift for the *extremely* Hard-To-Shop-For people on your list! Unique, one-of-a-kind, WEIRD and ELEGANT stuff that you’re not going to find on Amazon or at Walmart! Keep an eye on our Facebook page (Oddmallpnw) for upcoming Vendor Spotlights!

Oddmall Vendors: Share your items via Oddmalls Instagram!

That’s right, we are now on Instagram! Simply tag your Instagram uploads of your art and or craft items with #oddmallseattle and they will automatically be added to the Instagram feed for Oddmall Seattle both on Instagram and on the Oddmall website!